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You know Freddie Lounds would wear white at the murder husbands’ wedding as a power move.
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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence
this is a man who has experienced The Public
“Look at me”
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Who is this???
Wrong answers only
Bruce Wayne
The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana
Christopher Robin about to pull the trigger
Edmund Pevensie having had it with Peter’s shit
Lord of the flies speedrun AU.
Artemis Fowl, trying a more direct tactic to avoid enforced therapy sessions.
A young Winston Churchill letting the headmaster know he will not be pressured into eating his meat in order to have his pudding. The pudding will be had. No negotiations.
Richie Rich after 2009.
The Boy Scouts are getting a gritty reboot.
live action onceler
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y’all I CANNOT
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Actually I think they’ll be ok 🙃
Not everywhere is handling this as shittily as the US, ya dingus
#this is important because we have to remember #we have to remember it *did not have to be as bad as it was*
New Zealand has now completely eradicated COVID-19 - no active cases and no new infections. (They’re not alone - Iceland did it too.) They are safe and back to normal life. No more lock downs. No more social distancing. Stores, restaurants, public transportation - all fully reopened. Weddings, graduations, and birthday parties are once again being celebrated. Their leaders are now shifting their focus to economic recovery. And they achieved it with just 1,504 cases and 22 deaths reported nationally.
Many have applauded the announcement, including Helen Clarke, a former prime minister of New Zealand, who posted on Twitter: “Clear leadership & an engaged public have produced this result.“
New Zealand had 0.45 deaths per 100,000 people, and a 1.5% fatality among COVID-19 cases. By contrast, the US has had 35.05 deaths per 100,000 people and a 5.6% fatality among cases. [source] And that’s just so far (6/13/20) - it will get worse, with the pandemic still raging and infections still spiking.
I have seen too many people resigned to this dismal response as unquestionable fact, saying things like ‘there’s nothing to be done’ or ‘we just have to tough it out’ or ‘America’s had the best pandemic response in the world’. One person asked me, ‘they’re doing everything they can, what more do you want?‘
This. This is what I want. Competent leadership that makes fact-based decisions and values expertise. Strong leadership that values human life over money. Decisive leadership that acts to mitigate a crisis, not inflame it.Where I live in Australia we have had 12 days straight of no new cases and no deaths! 👏
Over four thousand in my county :))
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Helpful info on that
Stay safe everyone
Also I am going to be real if you get the flu this year you probably should be doing something very different because you’re definitely not protecting yourself properly from COVID
I just got the seasonal cold and nearly had a heart attack.
Never before have I been grateful for a runny nose.
Can someone add a seasonal allergies column to this??
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